An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.
— Rich Julius
The distinctive difference between PCs and other consumer electronics is that only PCs are allowed to fail in routine use.
— Peter Coffee
It is easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of computers by the sense of accomplishment you get from getting them to work at all.
— Douglas Adams
Some people say that a monkey would bang out the complete works of Shakespeare on a typewriter give an unlimited amount of time. In the meantime, what they would probably produce is a valid sendmail configuration file.
— Nicholas Petreley
Surely, somewhere, somehow, in the history of computing, at least one manual has been written that you could at least remotely attempt to consider possibly glancing at.
— Adam Rixey
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
— Jeff Raskin
If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
— Unknown Source