Some say power corrupts, others say PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.
    — Phillip Torrone

Taking potshots at Bill Gates is easy. Doing what Bill Gates does isn't.
    — Frank Young, RHIT CS Dept. Chairman

Antitrust laws were written to protect consumers, not competitors. If Microsoft is to fail, let it be because we failed to innovate, not because our innovations were outlawed.
    — Bill Gates

I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou.
    — Paul Tomblin

All programs evolve until they can send email. -- Richard Letts
Except Microsoft Exchange. -- Art