My collection of quotes ranges from silly to profound, and most everyone will find something to offend them.

What better way to start of a collection of quotes than with a few quotes:

A witty saying proves nothing.
    — Voltaire

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own.
    — Montaigne

Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
    — Simeon Strunsky

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
    — W. Somerset Maugham


General Quotes

Theology Quotes
Philosophy Quotes
Language Quotes
Education Quotes

Programming Quotes
Quotes About C++
Lisp Quotes
Python Quotes
Java Quotes
Perl Quotes
Software Methodology Quotes
Quotes About Microsoft
Unix Quotes
PDA Quotes
Emacs Quotes
Internet Quotes
Computers Quotes

Gran Torino Quotes
Lawyers Quotes
French Quotes
Silly Quotes